Rant against chairs

I hate the chairs at my school. I believe they are the cause of many problems in the world. I hate them for many reasons. First, the chairs are designed to make you slouch. The features of having the seat tilted back and the back tilted forward accomplish this easily. THis slouched posture causes you to unwillingly bow to your teacher. The next time you are in class look around and you will notice that I am right. No one is sitting up straight because the chairs prevent this. It has been proven that those who sit up straight are able to think more clearly. These chairs prevent this. That's why high school and college kids are notorious for doing stupid stuff. The chairs hamper their ability to think. These chairs also cause back problems. Because the chairs prevent good posture all of your weight goes onto you lower back. THe weight of a person sitting with good posture goes through the spine and into the Ischium. These chairs teach you to sit with bad posture. Notice, if you will, even when people have the opportunity to sit up straight they don't. This is because the chairs have gotten them into the habit of bad posture. Look at little kids before they are exposed to these chairs. You will notice that most of the time when they sit they don't slouch. THey sit up comfortably erect. These chairs cause you to lean forward in your chair. to look at the board and the teacher you must crane your head back. this is the same thing that you do when you look up. Doing this all day causes tension in the neck. THese chairs are literally a pain in the neck and should be banned.